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Willenium says: I had to bring some floppy disks into work which I had been saving for 10 years "in case I might need them". Tell us when your hoarding skills have come in useful (or not, as the case may be)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:03)
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She sounds like a fucking idiot
you're well matched there
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:21, 1 reply)
Still not found anyone as cretinously stupid as yourself then, Rory?
You must be very lonely indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:01, closed)
You’re definitely winning at the game of life Emvs, you still ask Optimus Prime which child like clothes you should wear to your dead end job arranging paperclips somewhere whilst shooting mega action spectaculars on your nokia phone at the weekends

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:30, closed)
I can see why the old man hates you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:31, closed)
you also have a made up girlfriend who you have to communicate with via the medium of large signs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:31, closed)
On top of all that you look like a bender with aids

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:32, closed)
Keep going
I'm wanking to this, and I'm almost there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:40, closed)
I love seeing comedy t-shirts, especially on middle aged comic nerds.
Which one are you wearing today lol?


I hope it's funny lol
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:00, closed)
You know, about 9 years ago someone gave me a comedy T-shirt as a gift, that was someone who knew me slightly less well than you do
It read: "Ignore this person", and then an arrow pointing to the side

I'm thinking they were perhaps more prescient than I suspected at the time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:32, closed)
You shouldn't accept gifts from people you don't know or you'll end up molested again
You also have no idea what prescient means.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 17:23, closed)
Oh no, I think they got it spot on
As Captain Subtext would have it, I think the message behind the gift was: "The next person to ask you about comedy T-shirts will be a fucking idiot. Ignore them."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 18:47, closed)
Anyone over the age of twelve wearing a football top or a comedy t shirt is pretty much a mental defective
Check this cunt out, so autistic he's broken all the rulez

www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/124097025/

www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/121986834/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:13, closed)
I find his thoroughly convincing Marty Feldman impression incredibly moving,
his humbling inability to understand what 'prescient' means had me in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:14, closed)
Your profile.

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 5:52, closed)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 8:09, closed)
"Prescient" - having knowledge of the future
"The next person to ask you about comedy T-shirts will be a fucking idiot. Ignore them."

You fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 15:06, closed)
Feh, I didn't keep it on for long
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/124097073/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:32, closed)

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