You've already stated that you won't be attending, by putting yourself down as attending, nice one
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23598

Also, to save you the bother, Google image search for emvee b3ta bash look, it's Emvee! At b3ta bashes! Look at him, isn't he funny?

You sadsack wanker.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:45, 1 reply)

Emvee in inability to read or comprehend shocker
www.b3ta.com/questions/hoarding/post1610458
I didn't even google it, you're up on the calendar flickr pool. I can't say that I've presented any of them as funny, which kindof puts me off lolb4shing, I have called you a tryhard wanker if that helps. There's also a strong sense of gone off milk about all your imagined 'wakiness'.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:54, closed)

No, what puts you off lolbashing is that you are a fat, autistic, stay-at-home sadsack with no social skills whatsoever
The fact that there are photos of me on the internet, and that some cripplingly retarded interfatty keeps reposting them in this thread doesn't bother me in the slightest - I'm far more entertained by how much effort you're putting into all of this. Let's face it, you're wanking over the one of me with my shirt off even as I type this.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, closed)

You've seen through me Emvee, there's no way a fat spastic would ever fit in at a b4sh, no siree
Take this scene, I could sit next to these atypical lolb4shorz with my pint of mild and chirp in with NI whenever I felt bored.
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/58173508/
Comedy t-shirts, zombying, chubby birds, you*are*living*the*dream. I don't know why you're so angry and embarrassed about me reposting stuff from calendar. It's like three clicks away, so it's not really that much bother at all.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:10, closed)

Yes, well done - I'm angry and embarrassed, which is why I posted a link to more of them
Ah well, I suppose it keeps you from pestering real people

Keep going
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, closed)

So far my most despairing emvee b4sh on calendar is the one where you all sat in a pub taking it in turns to wear the same balloon. I'm struggling with that not being a display of crippling autistic behaviour.
Which is your most despairing Emvee b4sh on calendar?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, closed)