Kavos 1999
Left school, decided to go on holiday with my best friend, we pretended we were 19 to get in with the fit lads by the pool. By the 3rd night we were well in there, going out with them at the night time and generally getting wasted.

Then one night Rob (let's call him that because it was 6 years ago and i can't remember his name) asked me if i wanted a microdot... me not knowing what it was but trying to be all cool pretended i did and said sure why not. This leads to a very messy night generally talking to someone i could see in front of me with very big eyes. As my state of mind worsens so does the conversation which goes something like this Me: oh my god your eyes are really big, your scaring me go away! (with alot more panick in it than that) At which point the lads we were with and the person i was shouting at to go away decide i was really wasted and needed to go to bed. Which as i had no control over anything i was doing, i did with their help.

The lads and best friend stay out chilling by the pool while i'm Zding back at the apartment, 2 hours later they all come back to find that our patio window had been smashed i'm lay in a bed with glass all over me still fast asleep. I remember having a dream that a mirror smashed but i had no idea what was going on around me!

They then had to get the security guard and the manager who decided that there was no way i could have slept through the whole thing and that i must have done it myself! This then turned the rest of the holiday into a nightmare as they wanted me to pay for the damage. I didn't have the kind of money to pay for a new patio so they told me they were keeping my passport until i paid up. 2 days went by still no money and so they tried to get me arrested and deported!

Thankfully they didn't and the holiday rep sorted it out and paid for the damage after about 3 days tho.

Moral of the story don't try to be big it's not clever.

Thanks First Choice!
(mancminx, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 13:05, Reply)