camping TRIP
Last summer me and 3 buddies of mine went up to Algonquin park for a week to camp. We were really excited since we couldn't go last year because my cat got cancer in his ass. So we got there and got onto our site and unpacked and everything was great, it was warm, the site looked good, so we thought we would go get some beer at a local store and party. So we got the beer and some dope, but we couldn't find any chicks. So after about 3 hours of being assholes we hit the hay. We were still baked so we didnt fall asleep until about 11 pm. We had to go to bed somewhat early because we were all going bird watching the next day.... So as we were all half asleep at about 11:30 pm we heard this guy outside our tent going "Holy shit man, what the fuck is going on" so we get up and go see what the dealyo is. Apparently he was being chased by an animal of some sort, and we all knew he was stoned so were were like "Hey come have a beer and calm down" and he did. We had a couple of beers, got smashed and i started getting this really bad head ache from laughing my ass off all night and falling down and shit so this guy who we found said "Here man i got some asprin, that will help" and i'm like " For sure nigga" and i took it.... We said goodbye to this random pothead and went to bed. About 5 minutes later i was lying in my sleeping bag my buddies were snoring like motorbikes and my head started spinning uncontrolably. So i was like whatever i am just really tired. It gets really fucked up and i start hearin shit and seeing shit so i just sat up for about a half hour i just sat there looking at my buddies not wanting to wake them up, but hoping they would wake up themselves so i could say "Dude what the fuck somethings wrong man".... but that didnt happen. So i thought I would get out and get some fresh air. I did that and got out of the tent and when i got out i thought i would go to the bathroom and wash my face and wake up. So i get into the bathroom and its lighted and i swore to fucking god I saw a giant ant with the head of Hitler. So I mean i fucking booked it and got the hell out of that bathroom. So I ran to the road out of the camp sight and on to the high way that goes through Algonquin park and started running to the store on the side of the road. It was really dark and i was really high still and i couldn't see shit, but i could hear this ant with the head of head of Hitler chasing me saying random German swear words every 5 seconds. So i must have ran for about an hour straight until i came to the store. So i thought it was open but it wasnt and there was noone in sight so i fucking jumped in a garbage can. I managed to get about a minute a head of the Hitler ant, and i heard it walking around the garbage can but he couldnt smell me he could just smell garbage, so it all worked out and i waited a while. After a minute I got out and walked back out onto the road and started walking back to my camp site. After about a half hour of boring ass walking i see someone running in the middle of the road toward me yelling "Fuck mother fucker what the fuck" So i stopped and realized that it was the pothead that was getting chased by our campo site, so he runs up to me and i start running with him and i say "what the fuck dude why are you running" and he says "The fucking Hitler ant is gonna chop my wang off" So i say "Wait, HItler ant" and he says "Ya the giant ant with the head of hitler" So we both start running twice as fast and then again I hear the damn german swear words every 5 seconds. So were running back to this random guys camp site to get his truck. So we get there with Hitler close behind us and get in and fucking drive back towards my site to get my buddies. So we get to my camp site and me and random dude here get in my tent and my buddies are sleeping like little angles and after about 5 minutes of talkin to the pothead that i met up with we decide to go to bed because we lost Hitler, so we go to bed. In about 4 hours we wake up my 3 buddies are like "oh hey man u decided to stay over night" to the stoner and he was like ya. THen we tell my 3 buddies about the Hitler ant and everything and we regain our senses and realized that the random stoner that we found outside the camp site going "what the fuck is going on" was being chased by the Hitler ant at that time. But the Hitler ant didnt exist, none of this did. That asprin wasn't asprin, it was nothing but 100% LSD. So it turns out the random stoner also had a headache from running so much being chased by the Hitler ant and had also taken some LSD thinking it was asprin. SO we were both trippin out on LSD thinking it was asprin and not having any idea what was going on. So it made one hell of a camping trip and it was freaky at the time but it was awesome when we looked back on it.

OH and it turns out we couldn't go bird watching the next morning because we all slept in..... we were really upset.
(Kerflabjeje, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 0:56, Reply)