It was a great holiday, but...... the night a racoon broke into our tent and attacked us will live on in my memories.
... coming down a dirttrack mountain road with no fences with the back end of the car fishtailing about left me needing new underwear.
I'm off on holiday next week somewhere nice and safe. Tell us your holiday stories.
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rob, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 9:55)
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Nice is not niceBasically for such a beautiful location and suroundings Nice is a shit tip. I have never seen so much dog poop in all my life. The locals have those little rat dogs and let them shit all over the pavement - thus leading to cleaning my shoes every day. It is alright for the locals as being French spend £2 on each item of clothing. My shoes cost minimum £80 a pop. MINGERS
Then to cap it all I get food poisoning, which I proceed to pass on to the G/F. She couldnt eat for 3 days. The offending item was a slush puppy (Squishies for you yankees), what kind of nation doesnt ensure that all slush puppy vendors carry out routine cleaning? A nation with no idea thats what. Slush puppies being the true drink of gods, I find it hard to reconcile this extreme lack of slush puppy management.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:08, Reply)
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