bloody cubs
went on a camping trip to england, thinking this will be great, as you do when your 10. Got there, and managed to get a tent with all my mates, now thinkign this is going to be even better. Next day, got stuck doing the chores because the bloody leaders are lazy bastards keen on child labour, and so after, go back to my tent to fine a leader there saying i had to volunteer for summit. Next thing i know, he's grabbed all my stuff from my tent, and taken it to the tent with the only space left in the camp.

This tent turned out to be filled with a kid who was afraid of the dark, a kid who was afriad of everything and loved to piss when afraid, and two kids who were huge, took up 3 quarters of the tent and loved to play wrestling all night and really really stank. It was also on a bloody slope with an ants nest at the top, so everytime i got up in the morning had a serious blood rush to the head and kept callapsing every 5 minutes for a while.
I very happily quit as soon as i got back
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 14:56, Reply)