Furiously wanking, more like

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:32, 1 reply)

You know, if you were to head to Give-a-fuck City

You could head downtown and pay $2 to ride the great glass elevator that runs up the side of its largest building, Give-a-fuck Towers. At the very top of Give-a-fuck Towers there is a switch which, when activated, projects the Give-a-fuck sign high into the sky over Give-a-fuck City and deep in the bedrock beneath Give-a-fuck Manor, an alarm will sound in the Give-a-fuckcave, alerting Captain Give-a-fuck that it's time to jump in the Give-a-fuckmobile and then if you're very, very lucky, someone might, just might, give a fuck what you think.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:34, closed)

You wish you were me
So much that you even steal my phrases
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

Why think up my own pwnage retorts when yours are so much better

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:55, closed)

Good point
I'm not sure you're even capable of thinking
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:08, closed)

To be fair,
he probably doesn't specifically wish he was you, he just depserately want to be be ANYONE but himself.

Objectively speaking, he can hardly be blamed for that, can he?
(username failed moderation, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:56, closed)

Captain Give-A-Fuck isn't in to take your call right now, but if you'd like to leave a message after the tone

I'm sure someone will give a fuck eventually
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:10, closed)

rory lyon/plmdzr
The fat spastics fat spastic.

I see you are using the retarded cunt account today instead of the whiny crybaby one.

To be honest I prefer this.

Maybe your pudgy little fingers find it hard to type your angry responses rory but you do try.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:13, closed)