It's not porn, is it really Emvee. Page three is more explicit.
It's Nuts for n00blings featuring pikey fat birds with council estate tattoos round your bedsit for their 'shoot scenes'
"Here's a fiver love now stick this optimus prime down your knickers" Move over Veronica Moser, it's Emvees transformer porn !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:07, 1 reply)

Again, you know nothing of any worth or value
Keep trying. Oh, but keep posting that link for me, won't you?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:13, closed)

I couldn't decide which is sadder, posting up Nuts for nerds, or believing you'll make your fortune from it one day just watch this space
and then I remembered your comedy t-shirts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:21, closed)

I know what's sadder
You
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:24, closed)

The only winner to come out of this entire debacle is your dad

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:01, closed)

Actually I did want to thank you for making me feel a bit like Simon Cowell
Because while I wouldn't normally compare myself with the transatlantic media mogul, it is kind of fun to have a bunch of spastics queue up to show you how spastic they are, and then you still get to take the piss out of them afterwards for being a spastic in the first place. It's extremely liberating to watch other people fail so spectacularly badly.

So basically, thank you for being a worthless spastic. Long may you continue to flail ineptly on the internets.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:58, closed)