What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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If the Scat(wo)man can do it, then so can you
I was back to Liverpool for Christmas holidays about 2 years ago. The city centre is what you would expect, crammed with people and kids. Turning just off the main shopping street to buy a present, I'm faced with an old homeless woman (about 65) with scraggy grey hair and rags for clothes (think the cat woman from futurama) hovering ominously in the middle of the pedestrianised street.
With an ear-shattering battle-cry of 'Bllaaaaaarrrgggggggffftt!' she gets every shopper's attention, hikes her collection of rags up to her chest, squats, and pisses all over the street. A little bit of poo came out too.
I walked away. Quickly.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, Reply)
I was back to Liverpool for Christmas holidays about 2 years ago. The city centre is what you would expect, crammed with people and kids. Turning just off the main shopping street to buy a present, I'm faced with an old homeless woman (about 65) with scraggy grey hair and rags for clothes (think the cat woman from futurama) hovering ominously in the middle of the pedestrianised street.
With an ear-shattering battle-cry of 'Bllaaaaaarrrgggggggffftt!' she gets every shopper's attention, hikes her collection of rags up to her chest, squats, and pisses all over the street. A little bit of poo came out too.
I walked away. Quickly.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:54, Reply)
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