What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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"You'll wish you tried them years ago"I was walking along Pall Mall in London one morning some years ago when I noticed a small group of people up ahead, gathered around a lamppost by a zebra crossing. As I approached, I peered into the crowd and saw that the object of their interest was not the lamppost itself, but rather a man lying prone on the ground near it.
Next to the man was the motorbike he'd been riding when, after swerving in order to avoid a pedestrian using the zebra crossing, he'd hit his head on said lamppost. Although he'd been wearing a crash helmet, it hadn't been strong enough to prevent the impact from splitting his head open -- as I could tell because I could now see his brain.
All I could think of at the time was the advert for "Brain's faggots" -- although I'm probably the own one that remembers it.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:58,
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