What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Tramp related poop...
I used to work in Sheffield (briefly). I was walking back up through the city and passed the cathedral en route.
It's an impressive building smack bang in the city centre, so I and most of the hordes of people walking past usually spared it a glance.
This particular afternoon a brightly coloured movement caught my eye; it was a tramp's woolly bobble hat, on a tramp, and the movement was him unfastening his trousers and crouching. "Surely that guy can't be about to have a shit!" I thought.
As with car accidents, or other things you don't want to see, I was rooted to the spot, gazing at the horrific and somewhat shocking event unfolding before me.
Looking on, the tramp leant forward, supporting himself by leaning his arm against the cathedral wall. Some inhuman grunting took place, and he began to defecate.
I had never before (or since!) seen another human have a crap, and I believe my jaw may have dropped. It certainly did when his dog, on a traditional tramp bit of string, began to eat it, still warm and freshly dropped.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:02, Reply)
I used to work in Sheffield (briefly). I was walking back up through the city and passed the cathedral en route.
It's an impressive building smack bang in the city centre, so I and most of the hordes of people walking past usually spared it a glance.
This particular afternoon a brightly coloured movement caught my eye; it was a tramp's woolly bobble hat, on a tramp, and the movement was him unfastening his trousers and crouching. "Surely that guy can't be about to have a shit!" I thought.
As with car accidents, or other things you don't want to see, I was rooted to the spot, gazing at the horrific and somewhat shocking event unfolding before me.
Looking on, the tramp leant forward, supporting himself by leaning his arm against the cathedral wall. Some inhuman grunting took place, and he began to defecate.
I had never before (or since!) seen another human have a crap, and I believe my jaw may have dropped. It certainly did when his dog, on a traditional tramp bit of string, began to eat it, still warm and freshly dropped.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:02, Reply)
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