What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Tramp PissThere is a crusty old tramp who sleeps in a doorway near Chancery Lane tube station. He sits curled up under a cardboard box all red-nosed and blue-faced with capillaries from years of over-boozing...
Every morning without fail you can witness him lifting the flap of his cardboard box, pulling down his trousers and releasing a foul torrent of steaming, manky-alcoholic pish in to the street which then flows down the street to the road like a little river of acrid acidic waste.
He then sits half comatose and grins as all the office girls on their way to work turn their noses up and their eyes start water at the stench of tramp pish as they have to hop-step over the steaming river in open toe sandals...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:31, Reply)
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