What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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I can't think of any meself (I lead a sheltered life)....
...but me dad see's horror on an almost daily basis.
He delivers and installs medical equipment for the NHS within the elderly's homes. Every week I'm guaranteed to hear something truely mortifying from him, as the condition the elderely are allowed to get into is bizarrely unsupervised and quite literally fucking disgusting.
One such example was the old woman who answered the door to me dad, all quite polite and pointed him into the direction of the bathroom, to where he was meant to fit the commode. He opens the door and is greeted by the husband (who'se at a good old age) taking a shit and smiling at me dad, happy about his number 2 apparently.
Another was him turning up to deliver some medical equipment which was 6 months overdue, and unintentionally interrupting the recipeint's WAKE which was taking place in her living room. Half of the family went for him, even though he's only the installer and not the one organising the callouts.
Possibly the sickest one though was the granny who answered the door naked, while a few cats were idly licking her legs and feet. Me dad almost vomited over her there and then. He manages to convince her to get dressed before he and his very thick work colleague (disabled worker) walk in. The place apparently stunk of ingrown cat piss, and had a faint green glow (sounds like a Matrix sequel). While he's there he is offered a cup of tea, to which he manages to decline. His thick work buddy however says "yes please" and gets served up a cup full of cat hairs, which he still drinks regardless. It's only when the guy starts coughing up hairs that me dad's stomach starts getting really bad.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, Reply)
...but me dad see's horror on an almost daily basis.
He delivers and installs medical equipment for the NHS within the elderly's homes. Every week I'm guaranteed to hear something truely mortifying from him, as the condition the elderely are allowed to get into is bizarrely unsupervised and quite literally fucking disgusting.
One such example was the old woman who answered the door to me dad, all quite polite and pointed him into the direction of the bathroom, to where he was meant to fit the commode. He opens the door and is greeted by the husband (who'se at a good old age) taking a shit and smiling at me dad, happy about his number 2 apparently.
Another was him turning up to deliver some medical equipment which was 6 months overdue, and unintentionally interrupting the recipeint's WAKE which was taking place in her living room. Half of the family went for him, even though he's only the installer and not the one organising the callouts.
Possibly the sickest one though was the granny who answered the door naked, while a few cats were idly licking her legs and feet. Me dad almost vomited over her there and then. He manages to convince her to get dressed before he and his very thick work colleague (disabled worker) walk in. The place apparently stunk of ingrown cat piss, and had a faint green glow (sounds like a Matrix sequel). While he's there he is offered a cup of tea, to which he manages to decline. His thick work buddy however says "yes please" and gets served up a cup full of cat hairs, which he still drinks regardless. It's only when the guy starts coughing up hairs that me dad's stomach starts getting really bad.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:36, Reply)
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