What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Cracking!
Whilst walking into the town centre with a mate we found a pidgeon that was obviously having a bad day....
It was hopping about on the pavement for some reason unable to take off and was all over the place rather like a pisshead at closing time.
So I decided to kick it. Not a massive goal kick more a general shove to see what happened... What happened was the pidgeon shot about a metre across the pavement, lost it's balance at the kerb side and fell into the road. Sadly the road was rather busy and could have been wider, so the oncoming double decker bus doing a solid 30mph went straight over him.
There was a loud crack like you'd imagine walnuts at Christmas when the large bus wheel squished his little skull flat as paper.
As surprised as the bus scene from Final Destination we looked down to see a large squishy mess when a pidgeon used to be, then my mate threw up. Wuss.
I will never forget that sound.... it's quite distinctive.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, Reply)
Whilst walking into the town centre with a mate we found a pidgeon that was obviously having a bad day....
It was hopping about on the pavement for some reason unable to take off and was all over the place rather like a pisshead at closing time.
So I decided to kick it. Not a massive goal kick more a general shove to see what happened... What happened was the pidgeon shot about a metre across the pavement, lost it's balance at the kerb side and fell into the road. Sadly the road was rather busy and could have been wider, so the oncoming double decker bus doing a solid 30mph went straight over him.
There was a loud crack like you'd imagine walnuts at Christmas when the large bus wheel squished his little skull flat as paper.
As surprised as the bus scene from Final Destination we looked down to see a large squishy mess when a pidgeon used to be, then my mate threw up. Wuss.
I will never forget that sound.... it's quite distinctive.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, Reply)
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