What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Pink plink FizzzEasily recreated if like me you hate the buggers....
Seagulls eat anything... So get them in the mood with some bread, or like me your school lunch sandwiches.
Then stuff a couple of alka seltzer in the sandwich and chuck to a seagull. Then you'll need either an umbrella or to be able to get out of the way.
I now know seagulls cannot burp, so when the alka seltzer hits their stomach it starts bubbling away and giving off a lot of gas. Without burping the seagull is now rather like a sealed container and begins to expand like a balloon, they panic and try to take off but flap away and are out of control.... when their body becomes about the size of a basketball, they burst. It's really really disgusting. You don't want to know about the smell either.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, Reply)
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