cat food
I buy cat food in bulk at costco, the airtight sachets of food last a year or so. I opened one which i had for at least 9 months in the boxes under the stairs. I noted it was beef. It felt a bit squishy - more than usual, ho hum i thought as i tore the top off.

I never thought it was possible to just instantly gag, retch and hurl just because of a smell, i am in no way a squeamish person.

The black and green fetid, festering, foul liquid putridness that is 9 month+ old rotten beef commands a level of respect. My very small kitchen floor was within seconds alive with this stench and the effluence of my repeated vomiting. I left a trail as i literally fell outside. This shit fucking MOVED on its own on the floor.

Just when it couldnt get any worse, the cat sidles up, and she's retching - those dry heaves they do when coughing up a hairball.

It wasnt a hairball. her contribution to the kitchen floor was a mass of cat sick, think a shit/vomit mix, writhing with worms. Living worms. About 20 of these 6" long things in their final death throes,spending their filthy first and last minutes in the world, in a rotting pool of decomposed beef, sick and shit.

I'd go on about how I had to clean up but I feel sick just writing this down.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, Reply)