What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Nature is cruelWas sitting in a very professional courtyard where all the suits and business types sit and eat their sandwiches and try to get a tan at lunch.
A few people are throwing chips at a seagull to the happy amusement of all.
Then, just to prove that seagulls really are rats with wings and the most horrible creatures on earth, it spies something better, and alive.
The seagull decides to attack a sparrow, in the air, also trying to get some chips.
The seagull lazily flies next to the sparrow and takes nips at it. Feathers fly and the sparrow gets more and more distressed and erratic. The sparrow shits itself - literally, but bravely tries to fly away.
The seagull continues it's relentless attack, nip, nip, nip. People stop talking and watch in horror.
Finally the seagull lurches forward and SWALLOWS THE TINY SPARROW WHOLE IN MID FLIGHT. The seagull's throat is undulating with the panicked sparrows last kicks.
The seagull lands and takes a big gulp. No more sparrow. Then it goes back to the chips.
People throw their sandwiches in the bin and wander dazed and green back into the building.
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