What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Baboons, apes, and monkeys
1. At the zoo I saw a baboon playing with what appeared to be a ...dead baby baboon? It took a while to figure out that the baboon had caught a pigeon, skinned it, and was carrying it around.
2. How's this for a traumatizing childhood? My dad NEVER EVER took clothes with him when he showered, nor left the bathroom wearing a towel. On an almost daily basis my dad would walk by saying "uh-oh" or "watch out!" thereby drawing my attention to OH GOD HIS HAIRY SOGGY SAGGY BITS-N-PIECES. $120 a week on therapy these days.
3. The most horrific thing I've seen recently was when I was on the bus. I heard a cell phone ring, and the gal sitting across from me clutched her chest, then pulled the phone out of her cleavage. I almost didn't believe I'd seen it, but had to stop myself from staring in horror the second time she got a call. Seriously, how classy is that?
Length? He's my dad, I don't want to think about it.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:43, Reply)
1. At the zoo I saw a baboon playing with what appeared to be a ...dead baby baboon? It took a while to figure out that the baboon had caught a pigeon, skinned it, and was carrying it around.
2. How's this for a traumatizing childhood? My dad NEVER EVER took clothes with him when he showered, nor left the bathroom wearing a towel. On an almost daily basis my dad would walk by saying "uh-oh" or "watch out!" thereby drawing my attention to OH GOD HIS HAIRY SOGGY SAGGY BITS-N-PIECES. $120 a week on therapy these days.
3. The most horrific thing I've seen recently was when I was on the bus. I heard a cell phone ring, and the gal sitting across from me clutched her chest, then pulled the phone out of her cleavage. I almost didn't believe I'd seen it, but had to stop myself from staring in horror the second time she got a call. Seriously, how classy is that?
Length? He's my dad, I don't want to think about it.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:43, Reply)
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