What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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My Secretary's "Flip Book"
I had a secretary while I worked on Wall Street who had been a paramedic. Apparently, paramedics keep a 'flip book' of all the calls they respond to. Everything.
Some of the notable entries:
a guy who had been run-over by a train. Literally the upper part of his body was held to the lower by a section of skin no wider than 2 inches. It almost looked as if the victim was looking down at the break in his body in awe.
a 'floater' as they call them. Someone had been swimming when they clearly were incapable of the act, in the Hudson River. They found them after a few weeks. Floating, face down. When they rolled the corpse over, it looked like the flesh had turned into oatmeal.
and finally:
A jumper. Someone had lept from a very high window and when they hit the ground, they literally split.
I asked her after having thumbed through the 'Flip Book' to never bring it into the office as the mere thought that those pictures existed made my stomach turn.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:47, Reply)
I had a secretary while I worked on Wall Street who had been a paramedic. Apparently, paramedics keep a 'flip book' of all the calls they respond to. Everything.
Some of the notable entries:
a guy who had been run-over by a train. Literally the upper part of his body was held to the lower by a section of skin no wider than 2 inches. It almost looked as if the victim was looking down at the break in his body in awe.
a 'floater' as they call them. Someone had been swimming when they clearly were incapable of the act, in the Hudson River. They found them after a few weeks. Floating, face down. When they rolled the corpse over, it looked like the flesh had turned into oatmeal.
and finally:
A jumper. Someone had lept from a very high window and when they hit the ground, they literally split.
I asked her after having thumbed through the 'Flip Book' to never bring it into the office as the mere thought that those pictures existed made my stomach turn.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:47, Reply)
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