What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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pigeon eyeball projectiles
I hate pigeons with a passion, they are all fethered rats that need to be culled.
thats why i found the following so funny. Some years ago i was in my town center watching a pigeon ducking in and out of the traffic in order to peck at fag butts. It lingered too long and was run over. half run over, one half of the fethered cunt was pancake flat. I was allready sniggering at that when in a last desperate act it floped its one remaining wing against the ground in a bid to get away. Another car slowly rolled forward and burst its head blasting a eyeball twelve blood trailing feet. I nearly pissed myself.
the reason im posting this here is that several young children were transfixed with horror at the sight. and its only just occured to me that the only thing more horrifc that seeing a bird burst was the sight of a teenager bent double with laughter at it.
I bet I was the most horrifying thing they ever saw.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 21:07, Reply)
I hate pigeons with a passion, they are all fethered rats that need to be culled.
thats why i found the following so funny. Some years ago i was in my town center watching a pigeon ducking in and out of the traffic in order to peck at fag butts. It lingered too long and was run over. half run over, one half of the fethered cunt was pancake flat. I was allready sniggering at that when in a last desperate act it floped its one remaining wing against the ground in a bid to get away. Another car slowly rolled forward and burst its head blasting a eyeball twelve blood trailing feet. I nearly pissed myself.
the reason im posting this here is that several young children were transfixed with horror at the sight. and its only just occured to me that the only thing more horrifc that seeing a bird burst was the sight of a teenager bent double with laughter at it.
I bet I was the most horrifying thing they ever saw.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 21:07, Reply)
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