What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Get the lad a hankyI used to have a friend who was a complete pisshead. He would invest his Giro in alcohol and drink himself unconscious. Late one night on the way home from him drinking beer in a park and me watching him, we wandered to the town whereby Johnny, deciding he has the munchies, looks for something to eat.
Some kind post-pub nosher had bought a burger, eaten half of it and thrown the rest on the ground, meat side flat against the pavement. Johnny picked up this cold half-chewed nugget of filth and ate it. Nice.
We then went back to his mum's where he practically passed out on the sofa; vertical but barely moving until a kind of gurgly burp erupted from him and, in his unconscious state he vomited - not out of his mouth but his nose. This beery, burgery puke dribble out of his snout, down his shirt and he just sat there, unaware of what a repulsive and pathetic sight he was. And all at the taxpayer's expense.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 0:59, Reply)
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