What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Brown sauce
Well once, I'd been going down on this girl. She kept raising her arse up and I figured she wanted a bit of 'backdoor action', so I sent Mr Tongue down there for a little probe to see what he could find.
There was a strange taste and a sinking feeling in my stomach.
I pulled open her cheeks and peered into the darkness of her ring. There was there merest hint of HP sauce about her inner ring and, as I watched, a little bit more came out of her bumhole.
She had the runs.
For the record, this was my mad psycho-bitchex-girlfriend who could go from being a tart to a cold hearted, frigid bitch in seconds.
I wish I'd shat in her mouth when I had the chance.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2007, 1:09, Reply)
Well once, I'd been going down on this girl. She kept raising her arse up and I figured she wanted a bit of 'backdoor action', so I sent Mr Tongue down there for a little probe to see what he could find.
There was a strange taste and a sinking feeling in my stomach.
I pulled open her cheeks and peered into the darkness of her ring. There was there merest hint of HP sauce about her inner ring and, as I watched, a little bit more came out of her bumhole.
She had the runs.
For the record, this was my mad psycho-bitchex-girlfriend who could go from being a tart to a cold hearted, frigid bitch in seconds.
I wish I'd shat in her mouth when I had the chance.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2007, 1:09, Reply)
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