What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Fish Story
My soon-to-be-ex and I had just started renting a little 2-bed house in Cardiff. Now I'm not a fan of fish, especially smoked fish, so soon-to-be-ex knew not to cook it when I was around.
He found some smoked kippers he had been keeping till I went away to see my parents for a week, but found they were a bit out of date. Never mind, he thinks (he doesn't believe in germs) and decides to grill them. After the smell of putrid, grilling kipper begins to fill the house even he begins to think it's not a great idea to eat them.
Never mind, he thinks, the grill pan will magically become clean when Biscuitsocks returns.
Came back from my parents and - WTF??? - I almost had to cut the air with a machete to get into the house! Even the cat was screaming and scratching frantically at the door.
He's now got a woman that's just as minging as he is - her face could be the next post in this QOTW!
( , Sun 24 Jun 2007, 18:26, Reply)
My soon-to-be-ex and I had just started renting a little 2-bed house in Cardiff. Now I'm not a fan of fish, especially smoked fish, so soon-to-be-ex knew not to cook it when I was around.
He found some smoked kippers he had been keeping till I went away to see my parents for a week, but found they were a bit out of date. Never mind, he thinks (he doesn't believe in germs) and decides to grill them. After the smell of putrid, grilling kipper begins to fill the house even he begins to think it's not a great idea to eat them.
Never mind, he thinks, the grill pan will magically become clean when Biscuitsocks returns.
Came back from my parents and - WTF??? - I almost had to cut the air with a machete to get into the house! Even the cat was screaming and scratching frantically at the door.
He's now got a woman that's just as minging as he is - her face could be the next post in this QOTW!
( , Sun 24 Jun 2007, 18:26, Reply)
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