What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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My Farmer FriendPicture the scene: a deserted country road. A deer saunters across the road, slowly, peacefully. It admires the great scots pines framing the road and looks up, proudly to thesky that stretches from sun up to sun down in the cool, cloud-dusted blue of a high summer's day.
The deer turns to look up the road, only to be greeted with the fender of the "Christie-mobile", which is essentially a fucking gigantic land rover with headlights all over it that plays the beginning to Fur Elise or such when the horn is beeped.
Crippled after being thrown over the bonnet and slightly stunned, the deer attempts to totter unsteadily to the other side of the road to lick its very real wounds only to be smashed in the side by the Christie-mobile reversing in an attempt to put "the poor wee mite that I ran over" out of its misery. The deer didn't stand a chance.
Broken and dying, its last memories were of a six-foot scotsman, who thinks casual diner conversation is explaining the intricacies of castrating bulls and why it's okay to like gay people but wish they were all dead for being gay, ambling casually out of his truck/tractor/land rover to jump on top of his poor poor skull.
Thwop
Thwop
Thwop
Thwop
Crunch
Crunch
Crunch
Squelch
And that's how Daniel the Deer spent his tenth birthday.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:43, Reply)
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