Cat pancake anyone???
The most horrific thing I have ever seen takes me back to when I was little, I remember being in the car with my dad (can't remember were we were going, and yes I know, that's not the point!), anyhoo, we saw a cat in the middle of the road, it's bottom half had been run over and was as flat as a pancake, and I am not exaggerating, whilst the top half was as normal as you'd expect (there are a lot of dead cat stories, I know, but this I think is interesting). To make matters worse, the cat wasn't dead! yes that's right, it was still squirming for it's now not so precious life, and by this point some bloke was running onto the road with a shovel, now you are thinking that he was going to scrape it of the floor and try and save the poor bugger, but you'd be wrong again, for you see, I am from oop noof, and imparticularly, Rochdale, the birth place (among many) of little shits like scallies and so on! back to story, as the bloke ran towards the cat with a shovel he raised it into the air, and slammed it straight down onto the cat, then a few more times the crazy twunt smacked the last remaining shit out of the poor thing, it kind of reminds me of those slack jawed yokels in America who would then eat the damn thing, not very nice to say the least!

Length??? A good few feet thanks to the shovel.
(Squid83, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 22:12, Reply)