What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Worst, funniest, the moment I realised my humanity had gone completely...
All at the same time.
At a car crash where a car had rammed into the back of a truck, with the tray coming through the window and slicing the top of a blokes head.
I'm off to one side eating a pie waiting for the cops to give a statement of the bleeding obvious (usually something like "After a motor vehicle accident, the driver of the car received injuries oncompatible with life") when a mate, a fellow reporter comes trotting up the street.
As he nears, he puts his foot on a blob of brain that had been thrown clear, slips on his arse and lands in a puddle of blood and petrol.
Worst thing I've seen? The reflection of myself and a cop just absolutely crying with laughter at this surreal scene... all while some poor headless guy lays a few feet away.
I don't cover cop stories any more.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2007, 3:55, Reply)
All at the same time.
At a car crash where a car had rammed into the back of a truck, with the tray coming through the window and slicing the top of a blokes head.
I'm off to one side eating a pie waiting for the cops to give a statement of the bleeding obvious (usually something like "After a motor vehicle accident, the driver of the car received injuries oncompatible with life") when a mate, a fellow reporter comes trotting up the street.
As he nears, he puts his foot on a blob of brain that had been thrown clear, slips on his arse and lands in a puddle of blood and petrol.
Worst thing I've seen? The reflection of myself and a cop just absolutely crying with laughter at this surreal scene... all while some poor headless guy lays a few feet away.
I don't cover cop stories any more.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2007, 3:55, Reply)
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