I am a little weird i know.
I have seen many weird things on the net. I rather stupidly downloaded swap.avi, i watch 20 minutes of it... Flatmate and I got into the habbit of downloading as much twisted shit as we could find, the list included.

Unknown russian soldier have his throw cut out, that haunted me for a few months. (A mate watched it and said "poor guy" but was otherwise unbothered)
A woman shitting a fish, and not a small one.
A woman (making herself) puking into a bowl (big metal one) picking some, i assume rice, out eating it then, which got me the most, drinking the stuff.
A man nailing his nuts to a plank of wood.
Numerous ball/dick pain vids.
Death vids.
etc etc

I have become strangely immune to most of them now, except swap.avi..... it is the fact the chew on it that gets me.

On a side note, my old boss told me a story. He has a boat and was out one day with friends and family pottering along some canals/river (In holland where he lives and works). While waiting for a bridge to be raised to let the boats thru he was on deck chatting have a beer sort of thing when he hear the following sounds. A large bang and then a scream. He went to investigate. What he was greeted him was, a car with drivers door open/half ripped off, a hysterical woman, a man (her husband) laying on the road, futher down a guy in a motorcycle helmet and his bike (Broomfiets, a oversized bike with an engine really). So what had happened was the guy on the bike was full throtling towards the bridge, saw the barrer coming down and thought he could make it. The guy in the car had decided to get out of his car to stretch his legs and have a look at the boots. His opening and exitting the vehicle timed with the guy on the bike passing. The collided, guy on bike goes flying, guy in car gets knocked down. Woman in car screams as a result.

So the paramedics term up, car guy is fucked up and rushed to hospital, head injuries yada yada. The guy on the bike is sat on the side of the road, in shock still in his helmet. So teh paramedics, take it off slowly and check him open. They check his abdominals, and find his short covered in blood. They lift the shirt and no scene of injury. Further inspection identified the source of the blood. As the guy had come off his bike, his nuts had caught on the handle bar and stayed with the bike, while the guy had been projected forwards. Thats pretty harsh.

Oh and just remember, the train station near my old school was a popular place to commit suicide, close to the university town and had lots of intercity/fast trains. I was told one guy from my school got of his train to see a guy jump in front of a different one. Always nice to see the cop car parked up by the tracks and the policemen out with the bright orange bags and the sticks with spike on the end, playing find the remains.
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 1:55, Reply)