What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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broken bones and bloodnumber one;
when i was 14 I was playing rugby and took a bad tackle. Now, I had broken my left arm a few times, so I knew what it felt like. I got up and looked at my left arm, which was quite frankly Bow shapped. I later discovered it had shattered into 6 pieces and had to have a pin put in. This resulted in me having an open wound with what looked like a coathanger poking out of the top of the palm of my hand. I fainted when they tried to pull it out because it had fused with the bone. Lovely.
The second:
I was 19 and the doctor finally conceded to me having my tonsils out, after years of illness. So the op went fine, but a week later when I was home with my girlfrind I started coughing up blood. Shit, I thought, its 3 am and I appear to be dying. So we got to the hospital and the consultant took a look and got one of those vacuum things to clear up the back of my throat. This sets off my gag reflex and I promptly throw up approximately 3 and a half pints of congealed blood inot a bog silver bowl, and all over the lovely white shirt of the consultant. I had to have a blood transfusion and everything. Total fucking nightmare. every time I have gone into hospital, something major has gone wrong. fucking NHS.....
Oh, and usual dick size joke. It may not be long, but I can't cross my legs.....!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:17, Reply)
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