
"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Sweat profusely. Never invite one back to yours in the summer regardless of how attractive they are. Turns out, a brisk half mile walk back from the pub can generate smells that would not be out of place under John McCriricks foreskin.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:14, 1 reply)

For making me think about what John McCririck's foreskin might smell like
( , Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:44, closed)
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