House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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My first housemateWas a bit weird. She used to take my worn knickers out of my dirty basket and wear them, and I used to find them on her bedroom floor. She's now married with a baby on the way, god help them.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:23, 6 replies)
So ...did you shag her?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:24,
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NoHowever, she did have this trick where when we had people round she would take her pants off and wear a skirt, choose a bloke, catch his eye, stare at him whilst slowly opening her legs so he caught a flash of her vagina and then deny all knowledge.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:26, closed)
Cor!Got her number?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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hashe wore my used knickers! you don't want her number.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, closed)
That's very, very true.No I don't.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:37,
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When......you found them on her bedroom floor, were the skidmarks yours or hers?
But seriously, did you confront her over it?
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Regger, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18,
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