House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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You're lucky.My step dad just fucked my mother loudly, conned her out of what remained of the life insurance money my dad left us all and, eventually, tried to come on to my brother's girlfriend.
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At a formal lunch?How uncouth.
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I would ask that you read my back catalogue of stories regarding my stepmother before you make spurious accusations about my being "lucky"Though commisserations about your stepfather. Step-parents, like cyclists, start off on the back foot, as they are generally complete cunts, where the exceptions prove the rule.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 18:54,
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Sorry, I meant the "lucky" comment in camaradic* jest.*I think that can be a word?
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