House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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and now a nice onea few years go, my parents decided to go to spain for christmas. my sisters were both having dinner with in-laws on christmas day and i wouldn't have dinner with my brother if you paid me. i was going to have a very dull christmas.
2 days before christmas, i told my friends A and F about my solitary state. despite the fact that they'd already arranged to have dinner at A's mum's house, they insisted i stay with them. they went last-minute shopping, bought everything that was needed for a proper slap-up christmas feast. then, they invited their families to their house, came and got me from mine and proceeded to give me the best christmas i've had in a long time. we spent about 3 days getting hammered, eating good food and generally having a ball.
sometimes, being a houseguest fucking ROCKS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:38,
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That's one of those proper Hannibal 'I love it when a plan comes together' momentsThey're ace
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 9:35,
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aren't they just :)(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 21:40,
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