House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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UmWhy does weird shit always happen in the UK? How did the shit get on the walls? I'm I being had?
I would've killed him. With a spatula.
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dependson the viscosity, stickiness, aim and velocity of the excrement. If you're already "leaking" while trying to remove your trousers, it can spray out and bounce off of your trousers/underwear/toilet seat.
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schizophrenic_sheep, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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hehehThere's speaks someone with experience
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:37,
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