House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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the worst thing i have ever seen at a house party, and that's saying somethingi was at a house party in reading. arrived fairly early, after a long walk in the cold and needed to piss like a racehorse. bear in mind this was about half nine, before everyone really got going, so maybe ten people there? i go up to the toilet, open the door, and in front of me is a fucking HORRIFIC sight.
the guy who was supposed to be djing, passed out sitting on the toilet, covered in vomit, blissful smile on his face, legs stretched out to the left over the bathtub with trousers and skids round his ankles, out of which his longsuffering and obviously unimpressed girlfriend was hosing what looked like gallons of liquid shit out of them with the shower head. he'd performed the now-legendary double dragon after ingesting a comically large line of ketamine. the worst bit was the look on her face like 'another day, another fucked up situation'
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I really fail to understand why people think ketamine is a party drug. I just don't get it. People on it at parties generally smell like puke
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nivoser tangos with the devil, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 21:42,
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