House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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One Or The OtherThanks to living in a grotty, rundown area, I had a pretty big house, and I'd been letting the basement flat to bring in an extra bit of cash. The guy was an aspiring musician called Noel (I know, I should have known!) and was always falling behind in his rent so he scarpered off to do some gigs and earn some dough.
His mate came round next day, saying he wanted to rent the room while Noel was away, which seemed a bit much given I didn't know the bugger from Adam, but he had the readies and I decided to let him stay on a nightly basis. (All heart, me, eh? Bloody idiot more like). That way, I thought, he couldn't do too much damage, and I could keep an eye on him.
Well, the guy kept himself to himself to begin with. Stayed in his room, quiet, didn't go out. He seemed like my total opposite in fact. (I'm quite fond of the pharmaceuticals, what can I say?). A bit straight-laced and all that. So my girlfriend thought she'd have a bit of fun with him, and fed him some magic mushrooms...
What a mistake that was! You know what it's like giving psychedelics to someone who's never taken them before? They start opening up in all kind of unexpected ways and see themselves in a totally different light. All the habits and defences they've formed over the years break down, and they get suddenly introspective. It was bloody weird. It was like he started behaving more like me. I'm hardly a role model, but it was pretty fascinating seeing him totally change he acted. My girlfriend took quite a shine to him at this point as well and tried to encourage him to break his boundaries.
Then some gangsters came and shot him/me.
(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:25, 6 replies)
couldhe juggle??
(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:12, closed)
Awesome film.My favourite ever.
(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:28, closed)
What is this film?I think I need to see it.
(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:42, closed)
Check outhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066214/ (or indeed here instead.)
Just blindingly good.
(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:46, closed)
Crikey, thanks very much! :-)(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:23, closed)
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