House Guests
"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
I really enjoy staying at your house.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:37,
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That's because I take the opportunity to rape you.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 21:22,
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It's not rape if I can't feel it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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I bet you don't
I never offer to stick the kettle on or anything.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 0:09,
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