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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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WE just evicted a guy
who annoyed us so much, we would spend most of the week back with our parents.

One of the gems he came up with: "Hair is made of fungus. Fungus that your body feeds".

It's not like living with a Karl Pilkington type, because this guy is so arrogant and self-assured that any attempt to disagree with him results in a childish tantrum.

When i disagreed with the hair/fungus bullshittery, i was told to mind my own business and fuck right off.

Despite at the time giving him a lift home on a busy motorway.

Despite 2 years of university-level biology.

And despite my mother owning a hair salon in which i worked for a year.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:36, 2 replies)
I had a flatmate like that
so I always asked him how he knew to which his response was always, "I reasd it in a book" or "I saw a documantary about it" or "My brother said so and he's a...".

I always responded, "Well, I read a book/saw a film/know a bloke who says the exact opposite...".

He was a twat but I'm a bigger one.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03, closed)
Ah, smile. I sometimes tried to say "That was disproved as urban legend by whats-yer-mans-name", but he wouldn't have any of it; "i fukin knew yer man it was Claas man CLAAS!!! I Was DER, man!!".

Documentaries or not, perhaps i'll post up the time i put my semen into his toothpaste... This is giving me lots of B3ta pleasure as i took pikz for some reason while i did it :)

I've hesitated before as this compulsive liar knows people in the IRA/MMA circuit/Spanish Mafia/Cage Fighting Arena/ect ect -Best not get on his bad side else they'd beat me to a pulpy mulch :P
(, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 5:24, closed)

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