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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I had a housemate once...
Who was a real dirty bugger - he puked into a wicker bin in the middle of the night, left for work the next morning, then spent the next 2 days at his girlfriend's place. By which time the sick had well and truly dribbled all through the wicker and was set into the carpet. It was never the same again.

When he finally left, he didn't do a thing to clean up the room, and I was the only one left, so I did it. At one point I'm cleaning the wall when I notice a funny semi-translucent jelly-like substance clinging to the cloth. I take a step back, and crane my head such that the light reflects off the wall in a certain way, and discover to my horror that he's either been on his hands and knees under his computer desk and hawking back great gobbets of phlegm and flobbing at the wall, or he's spent many an evening just SPUNKING AGAINST THE WALL WHILST WANKING AT HIS PC.

Fucking dirty cunt.

And I knew no-one would believe me when I told them, so I took a picture so they could judge the evidence for themselves.

Dirty dirty cunt.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:49, 6 replies)
wheres the picture?
wheres the picture?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:57, closed)
pics or it didn't happen
as above
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:00, closed)
It's on my home PC
I will post it when I get in - it's best if I post the full-size image, you can see the initial jizz-splats and then the thinner dribbles down the wall.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03, closed)
And I forgot to mention..
The two greasy handprints on the wall, which is where his girlfriend was supporting herself whilst he was fucking her up the arse.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:05, closed)
Ok, you just turned me on a little bit
I'm closing the door to my office for the next couple of minutes...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:19, closed)
I'll only be interested
If the handprints are in the spunk on the wall.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:41, closed)

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