HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I'm not very good at beating people upEspecially being a tiny short-arse girlie...
But BY ALL MEANS (I'd even make you cups of tea - and possibly even cakes if you gave me advanced warning) if you fancied coming round to my house and explaining in language he can understand that leaving shit (as in poo) on your bedroom walls is not an appropriate thing to do.
In the meantime small-time vengeance is the plan to keep my sanity.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:50, 2 replies)
In your position......I could spend a merry ten or fifteen minutes slamming his face against said stains until he knew (and would remember forever) what they tasted like - that should go some way to sorting out his approach to ablutionary procedure.
Be aware though, this isn't outside the realms of possibility for those of more ickle stature - all you need is to groin the fucker first then cable-tie his hands to ensure minimum resistance ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:17, closed)
Erm...Psyche?Next thursday ok? I like Battenburg...
*flutters eyelids*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:09, closed)
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