Psycho Paul, who threatened to kill my mate, after punching me to the ground
Admittedly I was skateboarding on the driveway at 2 in the morning, probably being a bit noisy, but I think his threat of murder was a tad over the mark. Later found out he'd only recently got out of prison for attempted murder of someone else. Ooops.

Psycho Paul's brother who tried to convert me to Christianity, after I staggered back home, barely able to see i was tripping so much. Luckily my survival instinct kicked in, and I managed to remain unaffected by his religious onslaught. The fucking nutjob.

edit: And as a housemate myself, I have (or mates of mine have) managed to:
-Burn down the garden
-burn the carpet
-Have the firebrigade called out to an over-enthusiastic bonfire, in which a neighbours pear tree got burned down. Our landlord placated him with a cup of tea. Amazing.
-Died the shared bath black
-Filled the communal fridge with about 60 pints of milk we relieved from peoples doorsteps on an early morning tripping adventure
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, 1 reply)

Skateboarding on the driveway at 2am.

Staggering home tripping out of your tiny mind.

Sounds as if you were the bad housemate.

Which, of course, is confirmed by the activities in your edit. Does it feel nice to have your fun at the expense of others?
(Musuko, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, closed)