The missing Steak
This is not a tale of thievery. Oh no, it is much more humorous!

At uni I lived with 3 other lovely girls, we're still very close, and one frequent extra who lived in our shed. The extra would change as various people on campus had the need of the shed.

One of the girls, N, was a slob. We gradually got into the routine of putting her stuff in big black bags and under the big TV table. This would be after a month of her socks adorning each radiator in the house and going pretty rock hard in the process. We told her, she agreed this was a good idea, and was still amazed when we gave her the bag of socks 8 months later - because she'd thought she was missing some! Bless.

But she really was very messy.

She lived at the end of a corridor, and we only ventured down that way to get to the shed. One day, walking past, I got a whiff of death from the corridor. I ignored it, but a few days later we all congregated down there to try to figure out where it was coming from. Very clearly N's room. At which point N reveals that the smell has been there for a couple of weeks now, and she has been burning candles, leaving her window open, even, unbelievably, emptied her bin, all to no avail.

It was some time later (about another week), that she decided to tidy her room. Under her bed, under a pile of junk, were two entirely rancid steaks that her uncle, who'd visited the previous month, had brought her.

Even she thought this was bad.

We laughed a lot.

She also used to shampoo and CONDITION her muff. Again, we laughed a lot. And send her fella (over in abroad land) worn knickers. He'd return the favour by sending worn boxers. Which she would then wear. She also used to role-play "Mexican bandits" with her fella.

I have no idea how we managed to get this information from her. We tortured her mercilessly about it all year at any opportunity.

It more than made up for her being a slob around the house. I miss that house, stench and all!!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:39, 3 replies)

Um
Mexican Bandits?

Do I need to know what that is?
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:45, closed)

Mexicans...
Her fella is spanish, so (as we managed to wrangle out of her with much laughter) he'd put a hat on and pretend to be mexican (as she had a thing for mexicans - apparently)...

I believe she was the damsel in distress in a carriage he'd just held up... and that he'd take advantage of her... just the way she liked it!!


Oh, it's just so much funnier when it's her trying not to tell us and knowing that the ribbing for it will never end!! Bless.


I think it's all the funnier because in the grand scheme of things, there isn't much more childish and less kinky you could role-play.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:48, closed)

Ha ha ha
That's flippin' hilarious! :)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:59, closed)