HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I shared a house with 4 guys.One night, 3 of them came back from the pub drunk and one of them had pulled.
"Excuse me, gents! I'm just going to show Tracey, here, the ceiling of my bedroom!"
Off they went to his room....
After about 5 minutes, he came storming down the stairs and started turning the room upside down.
"Where are they?!"
"Where's what?" I asked, knowing full well what he wanted.
"The communal condoms!"
I let him sweat a little before I said "Under the carriage clock".
He picked them up and ran off.
Yes, those were our "House-mates".....
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:34, 1 reply)
Well doneHave a click.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:52,
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