Oh.. shit...
Along time ago (last year) i lived in a student accomodation block. 8 flats with 5 students in each flat. Add to this that we all went to the art and design college and you get a good mix of some rather odd personalities. There are many stories that i may get round to telling but this one stands out the most at the moment.

So i lived with 2 girls and a guy, the other room being vacant, and one night we decided it would be a jolly good idea to have a few drinks and head on down to the club (played alternative rock/dancy stuff, rather good).

So with some friends from other flats we proceeded to get rather sozzled in our kitchen before departing to the club. C as we shall call her was on the mascara stripper (gin) the rest of us on beer and vodka. So now that we were nice and socially lubricated we decided to make our way to the bus stop. C seems a bit inebriated but no worse off than the rest of us. All was well until we got on the bus into town.

So here the tale takes a turn for the worst for C, as we were on our merry way, she is laughing quite alot at not alot and has a little sick on her coat. "oh bugger" thinks us, B offers to take her home as he has an all day ticket. They get off at the next stop and we carry on with the intent of him meeting us there in a little while.

Unfortunately B does not make it to said club and upon returning we discover that after finally getting a taxi to pick them up (as the bus wouldn't let the now half paralysed C on board, he got her home and on getting her into my flat she then vomits over most of the bathroom and after feeling that didn't quite do it, she then shits her pants. and the sink. the hallway. and the shower. everywhere but the toilet really.

Have to feel sorry for her as she is usually so quiet and well behaved. We also didn't realise she drank near a whole litre of gin.
She is now known as Gin.

(on a lighter note we all pitched in and cleaned up while she was passed out on the sofa and by that i mean we cleaned the hallway and left the bathroom for her..)
( mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:27, Reply)