HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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PeniswallOne of my old flatmates Shaun told me about a time a few years back when he lived in an all-male flat. He'd come home after a successful night of pulling with a comely young thing but, when they made their way to his room, he found to his horror that his flatmates had covered every square inch of the floor and ceiling with crudely drawn cock-and-balls on bits of A4.
The girl ran into the night but Shaun could still see the funny side. Eventually.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:45, 1 reply)
Shaunsounds like the forgiving type.
If that happened to me I'd have ripped someones arm off and beat them to death with the soggy end.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:19,
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