Judy
Judy wasn't his name,we called him it because like the Richard & Judy sketches on Bo Selecta, "Every time he spoke, he spoiled it!" He was one of those people who's opinions & general inability to shut the funk up, made it hard to like him, & very easy to bully him. Here are just a few of his more memorable "moments"

- Telling us he couldn't eat certain foods because of his heart-burn, then not eating any actual real food in the 6 months he was here, & always chowing down at around 1 a.m before bed.

- Being so ignorant, he once answered one of my farts!

- Telling us we were failures, despite us being 20 years younger & having better jobs, qual's, friends etc than him.

- Having to get his 84 year old dad to pay his back rent for after he stormed out & we took his prized possesion (His T.V!) as collateral.

One night, his many wankerisms got to much, so amongst other things... I cleaned the inside of my foreskin with his toothbrush, Beno pissed & wanked into his trainer & Fabby pissed in the sleeve of his £500 coat!!!
On reflection, perhaps we were bigger cunts than he ever was, we just weren't pathetic with it!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:01, 1 reply)

Yuk!
clicky click click!
(Grrrrr Tigers, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:05, closed)