"let me guess..."
I'm a student at the moment, and living in a tiny, dirty house with four other blokes. I'm just as guilty as not cleaning up for myself, so that's not what's annoying me. I'm quite happy to live in my own filth.

No, what annoys me is that if there's something i wish to watch, and two of my housemates are in the living room as well.

One, let's call him x, if he's seen the show, he will sit there and recite every line about a second before it happens.

The other, y, starts to predict what's about to happen, always starting with the words "let me guess...". for example.

"let me guess. They're all going to die."
"Let me guess. She turns out to be her own mother"
"Let me guess. He's going to walk past in a minute."

Both of them together in the same room is intolerable. It's pretty much a full conversation, without ever watching the show i want to see.
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:52, 2 replies)

Argh, say I. Argh.
My mother does similar things, by informing me when a good bit is coming, or when something is funny. I would obviously never discover such things were I simply left to watch the damn film.

Oh, and, 'There's a clever twist in this one. You'll never guess it!'
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:24, closed)

I do this
especially to annoy my flatmate.

I think he really enjoys it, but always plays along by being annoyed and calling me all sorts of names.

He's such fun.
( Moey, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, closed)