HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Northern mad manI once lived in a shared house next door to another shared house and the boyfriend of one of the girls next door moved in with us, fun guy, if a little mental.
one night after a massive row next door he comes home and storms into my room (where I was enjoying a 'smoke' with the then missus) wielding a machete and a pair of nunchuckers, swinging them about knocking seven shades of shit out of himself (I had an internal stoned freakout until I realised he was harming himself not us).
he then went to his room then left to go back next door to try to kick down her door.
next thing we know smoke is coming from his room and in my stoned laziness it took me a while to investigate what was a full on fire, his music gear (piano, computer, guitar) was all beyond repair and so we got to putting the fire out, half an hour later he comes back in looking guilt free and started looking for his new jacket, he didn't seem to mind a grands worth of music equipment being ruined but apparently this jacket was all that he loved.
I found the label of the jacket in the middle of the carnage
turns out that a lit cigarette fell into his top pocket which he didn't notice when he took off his jacket just before going next door.
he moved out the next day thank fuck.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:25, 2 replies)
.Bo-staffers?
Psiers?
Shurikeners?
Axers?
*loses will to live*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:24, closed)
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