HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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All of them...Now get cracking!
...and I don't mean 'cracking', as in 'cracking one off' although if you could get a housemate to watch it would make a great post...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:20,
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I live alone nowbut I used to live with some right proper weirdos.
I'll have several stories ready to post JUST FOR YOU on Monday.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:22,
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Don't be scared about that little queerloch.What you should be scared about is that two days ago I did a really nice, big poo, wiped and flushed, only to find a tiny pooflake remained in the bowl.
I took a picture of it with my phone, and I was going to post it here, but I thought that some things are best left sacred, and deleted it.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:30,
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Ooh, did it look like me?...*brushes hair*
*smiles*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:05,
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What about me?Are any of them for me? I don't want that lesbian puddle getting all the good stuff from you.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:27,
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I'll write one especially for youI'll even make it up and everything.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:28,
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