HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN YOUNG!!!I never thought of that retort for complaining neighbours. It was usually fuck off.
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:53,
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The best one I heardwas on a lads party, on the night of the Lennox Lewis/ Frank Bruno fight, some harridan come to the door complaining at 1am. A voice drifted from the rear of the room "wassa matter, luv? Your vibrator broke? Cos sure as fuck no-ones going to fuck you." Scowls and thinly drawn lips did nothing to dispel our glee at this comment, but no fucker would claim it after- especially when PC plod turned up at 3.30am.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:54,
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