HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Banged up...I used to share a house with a right nutter.
Alarm bells should've rung when we had an argument about the washing up - he wanted all washing up done BEFORE eating what was just cooked. Try as I might to explain the logistical nonsense of what he wanted, it did no good.
He invited some friends round for a bbq once... he then spent all day digging a great big pit in the back garden, filled it with various flammable objects and decided that would be the bbq! His mates came over, we got drunk, laughed at the bbq, he stormed off to bed and i left with his mates to go to the pub!
The final act was an argument about the phone bill. "Oi" he told me "all these calls are yours, pay up!" he said.
"No they're not mate" said I "you see, all these calls are to my mobile phone and I'm not about to call myself am I??"
A fight ensued, I got punched repeatedly and got kicked out. He stole all my stuff, I returned to the folks, and the police did cock all (as usual!).
He got banged up a couple of years later for murder... www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2000/jan/21/paulkelso1
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:14, 1 reply)
That's awful.I've been involved with a few crazies in my time, as partners, housemates, hell, even parents! I know one day I will have a linky of my own which will fill me with dread until my dying day.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:23, closed)
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